Jigsaw Joker Pillows

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Banana Split...

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

Get crazy once in a while

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Veloci-Rapper

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Ecotourism.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Adult Absence Notes.

Toilet humour