Jigsaw Pillows

Lost poster

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Brickie's Mate

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Free love

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Rest in Piece

Jigsaw Puzzles, Inc. Personnel. You life is falling to pieces. You're perfect for us!

"I find it easier to eat the edge pieces first."

'Are you as lost as I am?'

Pavarotti Jigsaw

"I am using my core strength."

"Tia Carmen! You finished that jigsaw puzzle a

"We're not going to find out perfect matches here. Let's try one of those '1000 Pieces' places."

'I'll be with you in a minute Carl. Riley's just showing me how to resize some images to Jpeg.'

Christmas jig

Bob's Apartment

"I think you'll fit right in here."

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

"Some assembly required."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

'Do you ever get that feeling that you're part of some gigantic cosmic jigsaw puzzle.'

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"