Jigsaw Joker Gifts

'Damn it Peterson, you've got to try and fit in!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Banana Split...

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Get crazy once in a while

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Joust Sharpener

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

Jogging Bottoms

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Complaints Desk

Ecotourism.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Color-Rectal Exams for Baboons...

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Adult Absence Notes.