Jigsaw Junkie Gifts

"I think you'll fit right in here."

'He said we wanted a piece of the action, so I bought him a puzzle.'

'Are you as lost as I am?'

"I am using my core strength."

"I find it easier to eat the edge pieces first."

This would make a great puzzle!

'What's the matter, Bob? You have that puzzled look.'

"Yipee. Jigsaw Puzzle O Clock!!"

Day 42 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Man looking at "Missing" poster of a puzzle piece

Giraffe Puzzle.

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"We're not going to find out perfect matches here. Let's try one of those '1000 Pieces' places."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Free love

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"I keep up with all the journals."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

A diamond robbery goes wrong when the hook catches the sleeping museum guard's hat

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

'I'm writing a popular blog.'

"Lord, no! It's a velociraptor!"

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

Man Readig Paper