Jigsaw Genius Gifts

Thought balloon shaped like the missing piece from a jigsaw puzzle.

"Why did I think I could do this?"

"Did you see that comedy on T.V. last night? I was in bits!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Guitar Man.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

Work Life Balance

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

A father of three

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Poisson d'Avril!

Free love

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

Spinning Plates!

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

One Man Band

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

"When will working mums be properly valued in the media industry?"

All of this is very doable-