Jigsaw Puzzle Genius Gifts

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

A father of three

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Work Life Balance

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

Free love

"Try to fit in, Dear."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

Spinning Plates!

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

"When will working mums be properly valued in the media industry?"

One Man Band

All of this is very doable-

The Acrobat/Musician

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Please may I come in to work Boss, ... I'm a family man."

More than One Thing at a Time

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."