Jigsaw Puzzle Genius Gifts

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Your three o'clock cancelled, we're still awaiting the Parson verdict, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

Work Life Balance

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

A father of three

Free love

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

"Try to fit in, Dear."

"Our training on managing a work life balance is running late so you'll need to get someone to pick your kids up."

'Sounds like another sat nav mistake, you had better put the kettle on dear!'

Spinning Plates!

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

One Man Band

"When will working mums be properly valued in the media industry?"

'Alert the troops I'm going back to work.'

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

All of this is very doable-

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

The Acrobat/Musician

"Man...I just finished this jigsaw puzzle in four hours and it said three to six years on the box!"

'There's only one piece left. C'mon, we can figure this out.'

"Please may I come in to work Boss, ... I'm a family man."

"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."