Guesswork Genius Gifts

Corbin The Esitmator

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

This Amount of Computer Code

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Dumped or Allergies?

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"

Herd Nerds.

"Oh, I did my homework, alright. I found a paradise called 'online school helper'."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

Your IQ is 176, Peel. - 'Is that high?' - 'That's higher than Stephen Hawking.' - 'Wow!' - 'Maybe you'll be a great physicist one day.' - 'Will I shrivel, too?' -

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

Call yourself an ideas man? I can think of better ideas and I'm not paid to think.

"Did you see that comedy on T.V. last night? I was in bits!"

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."