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Corbin The Esitmator

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'None of the questions deserved an answer.'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

"Need help with your computer project? I have two teens at home."

"And you laughed when I had it installed."

'Oh, I know I get an allowance for cleaning up my room, but I'm on vacation this week.'

Dumped or Allergies?

"It's pretty bad when a goldfish has more memory than your computer. What were we talking about?"

Herd Nerds.

"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."

"Oh, I did my homework, alright. I found a paradise called 'online school helper'."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"Just because the universe is expanding doesn't give you an excuse to expand with it, Fred."

This Digital Life - as experienced by the bottom of a coffee cup.

'This qualifies you to make educated guesses.'

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

Call yourself an ideas man? I can think of better ideas and I'm not paid to think.

In an amazing demonstration of Reskilling Sylvie reduces energy consumption at the Town Hall by 75%

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

"Did you see that comedy on T.V. last night? I was in bits!"

"Eureka! We've isolated the sports fan gene!"