Guessing Guru Pillows

"It was a hard test. Instead of multiple choice, it was more like multiple guess."

Tartine

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Homo Gamus

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Cat Reunion

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Whack-a-molecule

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Computer games

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

"welcome man cave."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Quiz Night...

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'