Prediction Guru Pillows

Add a touch of wit and wisdom to their space with a prediction guru pillow. Ideal for home or office, it’s a cozy tribute to their love of forecasting and analytical thinking.

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"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop." mockup

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

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Jack of all trades

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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Will work for ETFs

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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"Invest in technology."

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'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...' mockup

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

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The Shrinking Dollar.

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"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back." mockup

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!' mockup

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

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"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..." mockup

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

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'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...' mockup

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

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Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.' mockup

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

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"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?" mockup

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

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'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.' mockup

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

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"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost." mockup

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

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Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.' mockup

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

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Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship. mockup

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

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'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.' mockup

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

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Dow Jones drop

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'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.' mockup

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

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'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?' mockup

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

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Jumping Wall Street.

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Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding. mockup

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

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'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.' mockup

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

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401K

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"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market." mockup

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

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...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation? mockup

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

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'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.' mockup

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

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Prediction Guru Pillows Collection

Prediction Guru Mugs

Explore our prediction guru mugs—funny and clever designs that speak to the forecasting pro in your life.

Prediction Guru Prints

Browse our prediction guru art prints—stylish decor for trend spotters and analytical minds alike.

Prediction Guru T-Shirts

Discover our prediction guru t-shirts—witty, insightful, and perfect for those who love forecasting and trend analysis.