Prediction Pioneer Pillows

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather prediction is guesswork.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"I'll be right back."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

2017 glass half full

Economics as Rocket Science

'The mist is clearing.'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

When psychics fight.

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."

Mr. Science Times

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."