'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'
Prediction Pioneer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a prediction pioneer? Whether they’re into forecasting, trendsetting, or exploring new ideas, our collection of creative gifts combines wit and ingenuity. Perfect for inspiring the curious mind, these unique items celebrate innovation and forward-thinking. Show appreciation for their visionary spirit with something as imaginative as they are—it’s a fun way to acknowledge their passion for exploring what’s next.
Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.
Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."
"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."
'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."
'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'
Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?
Vikings to the Super bowl.
Weather prediction is guesswork.
'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'
"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
"I'll be right back."
Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'
'Do you think he'll win the second race?'
1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
"That's because supply exceeds demand."
2017 glass half full
Economics as Rocket Science
'The mist is clearing.'
'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'
Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".
When psychics fight.
"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."
'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'
'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'
"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."
Mr. Science Times
Prediction Pioneer Gifts Collection
Prediction Pioneer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for prediction pioneers—perfect for starting the day with a vision of tomorrow.
Prediction Pioneer Pillows
Find cozy pillows for prediction pioneers that add a touch of inspiration and humor to any space.
Prediction Pioneer Prints
Browse our inspiring prints, ideal for prediction pioneers wanting to decorate their office or home with a future-focused vibe.
Prediction Pioneer T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts that celebrate prediction pioneers—innovative, witty, and perfect for showcasing their forward-thinking attitude.