Prediction Pro Gifts

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

When psychics fight.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Psychic diving competition.

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'I have a plan 'B', but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

Economics as Rocket Science

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

2017 glass half full

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."