Prediction Wizard Gifts

'And this is Fred, our Senior Strategic Planner. He sees around corners most of us don't even know are there!'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Raincloud Umbrella

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

'This investment fund idea looks promising, Harlow, but could you think up a catchier name than 'Ponzi Scheme'?'

'The nice thing about America is, no matter how the economy is doing, you can always blame the Chairman of the Federal Reserve.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

The bucks stop here.

'...All profits are local.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.