Predictions Gifts

Crystal Balls.

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Mr. Science Times

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'

'You are leading a double life, that'll be extra.'

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

Hello National Rail Enquiries.. mystic meg speaking.."

Consulting a 'Weight and Fortune' machine to predict the end of the world.

'We've turned down you loan application because we got together and we just don't think you like you'll last another week . . .'

The End Is Nigh - The End.

You'll have a very happy life...I see lots of shit.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'

Madam Zenas Psychic Hotline.

Economics as Rocket Science

2017 glass half full

"I can't predict when you'll die. The best I can do is tell you when your gym membership runs out."

"I have some good news and some bad news....yur wife is going to inherit a large sum of money but the bad news is it's your money."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

This will be a banner day for you!

'That's the Director of Housing. She isn't taking the news of the rates freeze too well...'

Psychic Night: Predict the Score, Get In Free.

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

The World Will Not End Soon, So Adjust Your Portfolios Accordingly

Fortune Tellers - Closing Down 16th May 2021

Repent! The rapture begins today/tomorrow.

I'd like to know what Edward George is thinking.

"Yippee! I'm right!"

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

Your future predicted. Zultan. $2. Very soon, you will wish you had those two bucks back.

Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of civilization

"Weird. It says we'll all die this year."