Future Predictions Fan Gifts

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."

"I don't like the look of this."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"It will be all your fault."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'The mist is clearing.'