Future Predictions Fan Gifts

"I see meetings. Lots of meetings."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"I don't like the look of this."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

A self-filling prophecy.

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'The mist is clearing.'