Future Predictor Fans Gifts

'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Futuristic Teenagers.

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

"They call this a universal charger?"

2017 glass half full

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"Do you really want to know?"

When psychics fight.

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"Having conducted a thorough analysis of the data it appears clear that profits will go either up, or down, unless of course they stay the same."