Future Prediction Fan Gifts

"Do you really want to know?"

Tragic 9 Ball

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I don't like the look of this."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Weather forecast.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Cost of Terror.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

2017 glass half full

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

'Simmons is our expert in oil stocks.'

Easy street ends.