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"Do you really want to know?"

Tragic 9 Ball

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I don't like the look of this."

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"It will be all your fault."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Weather forecast.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

A self-filling prophecy.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Cost of Terror.

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

2017 glass half full

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."