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'You're ahead of your time-it says here we're gonna be a nation of fatties by 2020!'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"It will be all your fault."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Futuristic Teenagers.

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'I'm looking for a short synopsis of the future in digital format.'

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."

Reading the future in beard stubble.

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

2017 glass half full

When psychics fight.

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

"They call this a universal charger?"

"Do you really want to know?"

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'The reason you're getting resistance to planning for the future is because nobody thinks they'll still be here.'

Doctor delivers sonogram results, which include the baby's sex, his claustrophobia, his taste for trashy women...'