Future Fans T-Shirts

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Bowled over again!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Paw readings

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Olympic Climate

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Futuristic Teenagers.

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'