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Milkshake Shortage

Pocket protector of the future.

...and this one has a self repair mechanism!

'Must be a computer glitch. It was supposed to go down in the third.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

The First Fire Stick

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'We can't just ignore it. At the very least, let me touch it up in Photoshop.'