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'I think it's some kind of old-fashioned microwave.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Futuristic Teenagers.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"This is it? No video?"

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'My Christmas list-Chapter 1'

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

"They call this a universal charger?"

Milkshake Shortage

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

When psychics fight.

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'