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"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

The First Fire Stick

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Useless add-ons.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Technological Dependence.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

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