Tech Fans T-Shirts

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Time Machine Collision

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The First Fire Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."