Tech Fans Gifts

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"My cell phone helped me quit smoking. Same size as cigarettes, even more diverting, and equally addicting."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Time Machine Collision

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

The First Fire Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Technological Dependence.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot