Tech Culture Fan Gifts

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

The First Fire Stick

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

The Digital Family

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

Communication

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Weapons of War Through the Ages.