Technology Fans Gifts

Escalator joust.

'It's my re-moat.'

'Please swipe your gun and then enter your pin number. . .'

"He used to squawk. Now all he does is tweet!"

"I thought we were going to a different apple store."

"...And use it wisely."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"Let's cross over, those LED street lamps give me a real buzz..."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Time Machine Collision

The First Fire Stick

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"