Technology Fans With A Twist Gifts

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

The First Fire Stick

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"It appears you have a virus."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Very old fashioned computer.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

Selfie Extension Stik

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

"And this one has a butt recognition feature. Only you will be able to sit in it."

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."