Technology Fans With A Twist Gifts

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

The First Fire Stick

Time Machine Collision

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"It appears you have a virus."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"First gig in a while?"

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Very old fashioned computer.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.

Selfie Extension Stik

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'