Tradition Meets Tech Fan Gifts

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"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Drive in movies.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

Very old fashioned computer.

Modern day smoke signals.

Antiques.

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

'I invented them yesterday and Junior already has them souped up.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

Church window shaped computer monitor.,

"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."

Duck pagers.

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"I thought I'd go digital this year."

'It's my re-moat.'

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

Books on tape.

"It's a retro ring."

"...And use it wisely."

Pirate with a mobile phone peg leg.