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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Drive in movies.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Yale shadow

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Modern day smoke signals.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'