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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Drive in movies.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"It appears you have a virus."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Yale shadow

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'Long term I like tech and the financial sector. Short term I like a toasted bagel and gourmet coffee.'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Escalator joust.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Modern day smoke signals.