Tradition Vs Technology Enthusiast Gifts

Texting Monks.

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

What's an Imax cave?

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

City Marathon.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Siri, find oxygen."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Let us pray...'

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

The Thinker?

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I have an app for that."

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