Technology Vs Tradition Fan Gifts

'I think I liked it better up here when everyone just carried a HARP!!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'I'm working with a bunch of cavemen.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"It appears you have a virus."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

Escalator joust.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Connecting to the Cloud.

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."

Early Treadmills,

Selfie Extension Stik