Technological Progression Fans Gifts

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hamlet today"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Factominiums."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Fireplace Projector.

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Robot porn.

'It's all hand made.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'