Technology Fan Gifts

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Selfie Extension Stik

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"There's an app for that?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

"It appears you have a virus."

Mobiles

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

When beavers dream.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Escalator joust.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."