Technology Fan Gifts

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Selfie Extension Stik

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.

God uses the clapper.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"There's an app for that?"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"This is the last year I'll personally deliver your cookies. I'm buying a drone."

"It appears you have a virus."

Mobiles

"It's the operator. She says you have to put four more logs on the fire to complete this call."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

When beavers dream.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Future Nostalgia