Audio Technology Fan Gifts

Wow. Is your heartbeat in stereo? It's actually beyond stereo, doctor. You should get yourself a quadrophonic stethoscope!

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Time Machine Collision

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Gramaphone Man.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hamlet today"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."