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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Time Machine Collision

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Gramaphone Man.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"Hamlet today"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."