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'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

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'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

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"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Robot cat passes Turing test.

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For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

"How's that computer manual coming along?"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."