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"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hamlet today"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Connecting to the Cloud.