New Technology Fan T-Shirts

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Elfie Stick

Time Machine Collision

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Really Early Vikings

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hamlet today"

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'It's all hand made.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Vents, real and digital.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Connecting to the Cloud.