Technology Integration Fan Pillows

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Hamlet today"

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Cool hey? My metamorphosis is going to be broadcasted live on the internet...'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'It's all hand made.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Connecting to the Cloud.

"This is a CLASSIC pre-owned special. See, it has a cigarette lighter instead of a USB socket."