Technology Juxtaposition Fan Pillows

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EZ pass cards only.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Elfie Stick

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hamlet today"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

"It appears you have a virus."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'I'm on the plain.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Selfie Extension Stik

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'No wonder you can't see it properly - you've got your reading glasses on under the 3D glasses!'

"How's that computer manual coming along?"