Old And New Juxtaposition Fan Pillows

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

His Master's Data.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Elvis' autopsy

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

I made shoes for you last night, but Bob set up your website and mass marketing e-mail program.

Furthest bounced drunk.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

Moses charges his tablet.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Assassin/Cartoonist

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

Religious men on an outing take photo of bishop with head through a replica of jesus on the cross

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.