Old And New Juxtaposition Fan T-Shirts

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Jason and the Aga notes,

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

His Master's Data.

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"How regularly would you say you ride off into the sunset?"

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Furthest bounced drunk.

"New Classic Books Revamped for Today's Youth"

"Don't be scared! I'm just wearing this old x-ray gear for throwback Thursday."

Moses charges his tablet.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Assassin/Cartoonist

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

Religious men on an outing take photo of bishop with head through a replica of jesus on the cross

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."