Jewelry Juxtaposition Fan T-Shirts

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Football party

Carole Lombard

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The Queen

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

His Master's Data.

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Couple in Grey

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Octopus Juggling Balls

"If only the men could see my fun side."

Talented Waiter

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"A happy, laughing cow."

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

The Juggling Effy Brothers at Lunch.