Jewelry Juxtaposition Fan Mugs

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

The Queen

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Football party

His Master's Data.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Couple in Grey

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"He does everything one could expect of a parakeet and more."

'Now, that's entertainment!'

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

Octopus Juggling Balls

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Talented Waiter

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"A happy, laughing cow."

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

The Juggling Effy Brothers at Lunch.

'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'