Juxtaposition Fan Mugs

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Devil tattoo.

Gym/Tan/Donut

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Knight Vision

Weak Knights

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

The Joust

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"The end is near."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"I'm a street artist."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'You know, I don't make many knight calls anymore.'

Assassin/Cartoonist

Knights Jousting with "Void" rubber stamps.

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance