Project Juxtaposition Fan Mugs

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Alas poor yoghurt - I knew it well..."

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Eureka

Devil tattoo.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

His Master's Data.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Christ the redeemer, Rio de Janeiro, wearing ski gear.

Smokin' In the Toys Room

"I'm a street artist."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Assassin/Cartoonist

Impossible or possible

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

"We're Siamese twins, but you get a choice. he's a jock, and I'm a geek."

"This must be Grandma's facebook page!"

"You know how some people feel naked without jewelry? Stewart is like that without a remote."

EZ pass cards only.

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Your Judaica shop?"

Santa and a Robber

'How are the hemorrhoids today, bad?'

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