Juxtaposition Fan Pillows

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Devil tattoo.

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Gym/Tan/Donut

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Knight Vision

Weak Knights

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

The Joust

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"Darn, I wore the wrong suit."

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"If only the men could see my fun side."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

"State law banned the weapons. Now they just exchange sarcastic texts."

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Assassin/Cartoonist

'You know, I don't make many knight calls anymore.'

Knights Jousting with "Void" rubber stamps.

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance