Juxtaposition Aficionado Pillows

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Devil tattoo.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

Amish man looking at 'living in sin' greetings cards.

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"If only the men could see my fun side."

"... a 24 hour mimosa bar, and a 'free love' dating policy! Anyway, how's it been going for you?"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"The end is near."

"I'm a street artist."

'Know your future - palmistry, tarot cards, DNA screening'

'Heal!' 'Heel!'

"We're finishing up the sales reports now."

Assassin/Cartoonist

Leon's Auto Salvage and Center for Interpretive Dance

Guy reading 'Irvine Welsh' drinks 'Earl grey'

'You'll catch your death of cold out in this weather!'

Honey Trappist

"Mum, dad . . . I'm Homosapiens."

"Your Judaica shop?"

Santa and a Robber